Friday, September 5, 2008

The Church of Oprah and Later Afternoon Saints

I have decided Oprah is a cult. Think about it. She gives gifts to her followers. She gives her opinion on what they should read, do, believe, think, listen to, vote for.. She has all of these women in America (and beyond) blindlessly and mindlessly following her every whim. I guarantee if Oprah said that the best way to change the world was to go pick up a gun and shoot one person on a pre-prepared list that she would release in her magazine (so sneakily named "O!") that at least a few people in her little cult following would do it while chanting "Oprah.. Oprah.. Oprah.." in that automaton zombie like monotone voice.

I wonder if there is anyone out there that can take down the juggernaut ("Do you know who I am? I'm the Oprah, Bitch!") that is Oprah. Maybe those post-menopause-caffeine-addicted-she-bitches from The View.

Oh btw, The View is apparently from a rear window. Some sick shit goes on when you watch that. (Yay for old movie references).

I wonder if Dr. Phil has grown enough of a following to rival the Opramann Empire. Xirxes wishes he had the P.R. Oprah has.

Meh.. I'll just stick to leaving my T.V. off, thanks..


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I need billions to take her on and also to create my giant death machine thats supposed to help me crush all the earths countries into submission and accept rule under me. But mainly the Oprah thing.